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Presidential Jokes:
A teacher asks a student to name all the presidents. The kid replies: "But they all ready have names."
What president was a president and a cartoon at the same time?
-Garfield
Dumb Blonde Jokes:
A guy walks by a dumb blonde's house. The blonde looks in her mailbox and goes back inside. She comes out again to look in her mailbox. The guy asks: "Why are you looking in your mail box?" The blonde replies: "My computer keeps telling I have mail but its not telling the truth."
There are three blondes on a island 100 miles from civilization. One blonde swims 50 miles gets tired and goes back. Another blonde swims 63 miles and swims back. The last blonde swims 99 miles and says..."Woo I'm pretty tired I better swim back.
"A blonde walks into a store and asks the cashier if she could buy this TV, and the cashier said, "We don't sell to blondes." So she colors her hair brunette. She went back to the store and asked, "Now can I buy the TV?" And the cashier still said, "We don't sell to blondes." Then the blonde said, "But I'm a bunette." Then the cashier said, "And that's not a TV, that's a microwave."
Miscellaneous Jokes
There is a guy that likes to label everything with the letter S. He labeled his computer, His printer, and his car! So he went to drive to the park and he drove by two people. So they looked at the car and said: "Look at that "Escargot"
Q: How Do you annoy Lady Gaga
A: "Poker Face"
What's green and red and goes 60 miles an hour. A frog in a blender.
Did you ever hear of The Yellow River by I.P. Daily?
Unfortunately Professor Backwards was mugged in a park and nobody responded to his cries of 'em pleh"
Mommy Mommy Jokes:
Mommy Mommy... why do I keep going around in circles.
Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
Mommy Mommy... Tommy threw up and Jimmy is getting all the big pieces
Mommy Mommy... couldn't we take a plane to see Grandpa.
Shut up and keep swimming.
Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo Mamma so stupid she starved in a supermarket
Yo Mamma so ugly she makes happy meals cry
Yo Mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl
Yo Mamma so fat her nickname is the world
Yo Mamma so fat that when she went swimming a bunch of whales popped up and said we are famliy even though you fatter than me.
Yo Mamma so fat Sumo Wrestlers say Woahhh!!
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